May 2013
unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
have-a-happy-period-always:
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
